"THE NAVY IS SET TO BE REDUCED TO THE SMALLEST SIZE IN ITS HISTORY after admirals yesterday offered drastic reductions in the fleet in order to save two new aircraft carriers from defence cuts…Who needs a navy, or an army or an air force for that matter, when those who rule WANT the foreigner to invade?
Under the plans, THE NUMBER OF WARSHIPS WOULD BE CUT BY ALMOST HALF TO JUST 25, WITH FRIGATES, DESTROYERS, SUBMARINES, MINESWEEPERS AND ALL AMPHIBIOUS CRAFT SCRAPPED…
Navy analysts warned that the cuts would mean BRITAIN REDUCING ITS FLEET TO THE SIZE OF THE ITALIAN NAVY AND ALMOST HALF THE SIZE OF THE FRENCH… Navy sources have said that the reduction would mean BRITAIN WOULD FIND IT ‘EXTREMELY DIFFICULT’ TO PROTECT SEA LANES ON WHICH 90 PER CENT OF THE COUNTRY'S TRADE RELIES.
IT WOULD ALSO HAVE TO DROP EITHER ANTI-PIRACY PATROLS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, PROTECTING OIL PLATFORMS IN THE GULF OR COUNTER-NARCOTICS OPERATIONS IN THE CARIBBEAN…
A row has broken out over the fate of the Harrier and Tornado warplanes. One type of jet is almost certain to be retired early… That could mean CARRIERS ENTER SERVICE EVEN THOUGH BRITAIN LACKED WARPLANES TO FLY FROM THEM. To fill the 'capability gap', THE UK WOULD HAVE TO BORROW JETS FROM AN ALLY." Navy to reduce to smallest size ever
Over the top? Nah. Everybody reading this will know that ever since Harold Wilson came to power in 1964, ALL shades of government have put the foreigner first in Britain. Cameron is only institutionalising the process. If we have a huge financial deficit to put right, here are a few unthinkably novel ideas which would certainly help to redress the negative balance.
i) BRING THE TROOPS HOME.
ii) Disband the 50,000-strong Equality and Human Rights Commission and refuse to pay the newly de-jobbed any compensation.
iii) Tax those bankers and big businessmen who have more than £10,000,000 in assets at 90% and make the tax retrospective. All the way back to 1979!
Anyone who thinks he needs more than 10M to be comfy is someone whose squeals the majority of us would like to hear!
iv) Boot out the jobless, criminal and mickey-taking foreigner and cut/stop the benefits of the rest.
v) Stop giving India, CHINA and the like huge amounts of overseas aid! Countries that have the bomb, a space programme and own much of our debt do NOT need the wages of the British working and middle-classes to prop them up!
vi) Stop paying Europe to globalise us, to multiculturalise us and to make our law.
vii) Instead of community service, short sentences and cautions for really rather dreadful crimes, BRING BACK THE BIRCH! And flog the criminal on national televison so we can all have a jolly good laugh at the expense of the bawling bad. A seriously cheap option that WILL work!
And there you have it ladies and gents, save a lot of money and make the PC Crowd cry at the same time!
And we still have an army, a navy and an air force.