UKIP clowns and their racist fruitcake voters!

On 28 April 2013, David Cameron's Minister without Portfolio, Ken Clarke, said this on Sky News' Murnaghan programme:

"Fringe right parties do tend to collect a number of waifs and strays. Some of the ones they've sent to the European parliament, one of them got sent to prison, others had to send back a lot of money because they all believed what they were saying about the Brussels gravy train and rather unwisely tried to take advantage of it but the trouble with UKIP, really, is it's just a protest party, it's against the political parties, the political classes; it's against foreigners, it's against immigrants, but it doesn't have any very positive policies…

If ordinary members of the public who are very angry about the political class, really, vote for people who are... just comedians... All sorts of men and women, some of them reputable, some of them not, who've no idea of government or what they wanted to do… you create a crisis, a bit of a mess…

No doubt most of the UKIP people are perfectly nice when they're having a drink but I wouldn't send most of them to the county council…

I have met people who satisfy both those descriptions ('fruitcakes and closet racists') in UKIP. Indeed, some of the people who have assured me they are going to vote UKIP I would put in that category.

You hear that, folks? That's YOU he's talking about. That's you this Tory grandee is categorising as 'fruitcakes and closet racists'.

Contemptuous, eh? They really don't care what you think or what you want. What they think and want are the only things that count with the powers-that-be.

These are very difficult times, the political class are regarded as having got us into a mess. The last government left chaos behind them.

They sure did. and we certainly do regard them 'as having got us into a mess' because, hey, that's exactly what they did. If fact, that's what they're still doing and will always do.

They are at war with us, after all.

It is very tempting to vote for a collection of clowns or indignant, angry people, who promise that somehow they will allow you to take your revenge on people who caused it.

I'd be be more than tempted. I'd vote for a clown or an angry person, I'd vote for King Kong's big sister if I thought she'd put those who betrayed us on trial for their lives.

Blair, Brown, Harman, Straw, Mandelson, Yasmin-Alibhai-Brown and the totality of the PC Crowd all screaming their last in a steaming cauldron of boiling excrement. Oh yes, I'd employ an Islamabad's worth of postal-vote scammers if there was an avenging angel or two to vote for.

UKIP have created a quite ridiculous scare about the hordes of Bulgars and the hordes of Romanians who are coming here, which is total nonsense. We do have rules which stop people coming here for benefit, coming here for the National Health Service. "

And yet they come and get it, anyway, don't they, Ken?

Oh yes, ladies and gents, if we can't have the National Front or the BNP, let's have UKIP. Anything, as long as it's not LibLabCon. Anything that gives the treacherous t**rags the sheeple usually for vote for a damn good kicking.

And that includes King Kong's big sister.